"Oh Nana Hannah"

Oh Nana Hannah, Oh Nana Hannah,
I watch as you peel back that yellow banana.
I believe that they are your favourite fruit,
Whence you devour them all noise is on mute.

I scream and I shout for my nana to come,
But she can't hear a thing, not even a gun!
So i'm off to her room to give her a smack,
Respecting my elders is something I lack.

Now I am grounded because I'm a "brat,"
Aside from just hitting her, I said she was fat.
They say I am bad and regret what I've done,
But old people are gross, stupid and dumb.

Oh Nana Hannah, oh Nana Hannah,
I watch as you peel back that yellow banana.
I know you are old and I know you are deaf,
So I hold it all in and wait for your death.