How I got to where I am and stuff...

10. Lincoln got a second job.
9. Lincoln had an interview at Gino's Pizza.
8. Lincoln was hungry.
7. Lincoln went to Florida.
6. Lincoln texted Ashley.

5. Ashley texted Rosie.
4. Rosie texted a monkey.
3. I like kittens.
2. Lincoln.
1. This is a monkey typing.

Clothes Optional Party

Here is a list of the first ten people I would invite to a party to have a good time naked or clothed...

1. Ashley Lavadinho - Because she is awesome :)
2. Justin Bieber - Because he is Canadian and I feel bad for him (so many haters)
3. Aladdin - Because he has a magical flying carpet.
4. Chris Brown - Ashley made me invite him...
5. Shanika Lewis - She will be the entertainment because she is an amazing singer.
6. Miley Cyrus - So we can all laugh at her.
7. Chandler (my dog) - He is adorable and funny...
8. Grimace - So I can ask him what he is supposed to be.
9. Mrs. Bent - Because she knows everything and everyone loves her company.
10. Victoria Marroccoli - She wouldn't miss a party that Mrs. Bent is attending...

Now that I have decided who is invited to my party, I am second thinking this clothing optional idea...